December 09 2011

Making these with Copyrapper me feel better about the situation that the Rockets are in right now.

December 02 2011
I’ve been so disconnected lately that when people say they’re working on their résumé, I have no clue what they mean exactly. Updating? I don’t know. Because when I say I’m working on my résumé, I mean I’m turning it into an animated gif.

I’ve been so disconnected lately that when people say they’re working on their résumé, I have no clue what they mean exactly. Updating? I don’t know. Because when I say I’m working on my résumé, I mean I’m turning it into an animated gif.

November 30 2011
Intervention
Watercolor on cereal box.
Interventions don’t always have to focus on dark, heavy things like meth addiction or eating couch stuffing. Sometimes, they can be about how your unsightly, but well-meant “art” projects are slowly turning into a hoarding habit.

Intervention

Watercolor on cereal box.

Interventions don’t always have to focus on dark, heavy things like meth addiction or eating couch stuffing. Sometimes, they can be about how your unsightly, but well-meant “art” projects are slowly turning into a hoarding habit.

November 29 2011
Comic Avec: It’s Comic Sans but with serifs borrowed from Times New Roman making it no longer Comic “Sans.”
Alternate names:Comic New RomanComic Sans’ SerifsComic TransTragic Sans Comic 

Comic Avec: It’s Comic Sans but with serifs borrowed from Times New Roman making it no longer Comic “Sans.”

Alternate names:
Comic New Roman
Comic Sans’ Serifs
Comic Trans
Tragic Sans 
Comic 

November 28 2011
Kangaroo Luchador
He’s an Australian kangaroo Mexican wrestler.

Kangaroo Luchador

He’s an Australian kangaroo Mexican wrestler.

November 22 2011
Frida Koala
A self-portrait of Frida Kahlo if Frida Kahlo was a koala bear.

Frida Koala

A self-portrait of Frida Kahlo if Frida Kahlo was a koala bear.

Sexy Ron Swanson dreams do come true! Thanks for your support, May (who also happens to run the hilarious obviouslynamedbusinesses.tumblr.com)!

Sexy Ron Swanson dreams do come true! Thanks for your support, May (who also happens to run the hilarious obviouslynamedbusinesses.tumblr.com)!

November 21 2011

New around the apartment: Hand drawn iPhone

November 18 2011

Here’s the dollar bill-sized tip chart that you can buy here or print out and cut yourself.

Happy T-gives.

November 17 2011

Tip Guide

themoosegiftshop:

The awkward pause when you’re not sure how much to tip is now the awkward pause when you’re referring to this chart to see how much to tip while the bellhop is waiting patiently with his hand out after bringing four of your bags up to your room (that’d be a $4 tip).

Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/listing/show/4552
Perfect for: Tourists traveling America, patrons and patriots
You might also like: Today’s Special, line charts

Now available: a tip chart that fits conveniently in your wallet so you don’t have to sheepishly use your iPhone to figure out how much to tip the cab driver. You’re so awkward!

Via The Moose Gift Shop

This'll look great
above your fireplace.

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