When I showed my mom 3erd, a personal favorite, she said she didn’t like it cause it gave her a headache. So for the mother demographic, I’ve spared you the headaches of having to see faux three-dimensional, rapidly-moving animated gifs and instead provided you with the headaches of having to see faux three-dimensional red/blue photographs.
Except you probably don’t have red/blue 3D glasses, which is a bummer.
So I’m going to mail you some if you want (I’m talking to the general demographic now and not just mothers). And I’ll probably draw something on it so we can have a deeper connection with these glasses and so you won’t throw them around the apartment all willy nilly.
I only have 30, though, so it’s first come, first serve*. Holler if you want a pair (via email, Twitter, Tumblr, face-to-face).
More photos to come.
*Though, I’m going to give preference to my mom despite her tardiness because she probably wants a pair but is pretty slow with e-mail. Moms, y’know?
I had a hard time fitting the words into the shape of Texas, so I thought, “This poster would’ve been a lot easier had I lived in Wyoming for 24 years.”
And then I thought, “Yeah, but then I would’ve had to live in a Wyoming-shaped state for 24 years.”
Thank God I’m Texan. —- I made this poster cause I miss a lot of things in Texas. It doesn’t fall in the order presented, of course, except for friends and family part, and even with that, I love them both equally.
I’m looking to put it in the Gift Shop some time. I’d also like to get it screen printed. So look forward to that as soon as I find someone who knows what they’re doing. —- Special thanks to my roommates, copyrapper and coffeebite for some contributions. —- Update (3/28): Thanks to interest due to genuine Texas pride (yeehaw), I was made aware of the mistakes in the poster like three repeated items and a bad grammatical error. Now if there was only an interest from a screen printer to hook a brother up.
—- Update (5/7): The final poster can be seen here, just contact me nh@nathanhoang.com for purchasing details.
I take photographs with a non-phone camera, which is my preferred method of taking photographs, which puts me in a weird spot when I got an Instagram account because I didn’t know what to do with that new method of taking photographs. So I do this.
Follow me @nathanhoang so you can like my photographs and brighten my day, then unlike my photographs shortly after to remind me that no one deserves to be that happy.
I’m in need of some expert bust sculptors and portrait painters so the Kings, Queens and Jacks of spades and hearts don’t look like they were sculpted and drawn with Play-Doh and a Bic mechanical pencil (cause they were). So after that big hurdle’s cleared and it goes through KickStarter, you can see them in the clearance bin of your Walgreens or CVS.
If you’re interested in helping, give me a shout. Or keep it to yourself.
