If you’re ever in the city, look out for my Foursquare Tips for Tourists. You might learn a thing or two.
Notebook Time Capsule: What did cavemen do with all their hair? Did they get haircuts or did they just tie it in ponytails?
Always a sad day when you finish a notebook and it turns into a time capsule of thoughts. Thoughts that when you look back, you go, “What in the mother fuck was I thinking?”
And thing is, I don’t know what I was thinking but I thought it and now it’s in the notebook time capsule forever making everyone go, “What in the mother fuck was he thinking?”
Again, I don’t know.
I’m upset that two New York Fashion Weeks passed and I never took advantage of it with these designer desserts because I don’t know how to work the oven.
If anyone wants to help me out in the kitchen to make Burberry Pie, Coco Cupcakes or Dolce & Gabbana Pudding, let me know. It’ll be as chic as it is delicious, I’m sure.
If you’re ever in the city, look out for my Foursquare Tips for Tourists. You might learn a thing or two.
My progress bar for my LinkedIn profile has been stuck on 90% for three years now, and though it slightly bothers me, I just don’t care enough to get it to 100%
I mean, LinkedIn is the TLC of social networks. Some people take it way too seriously and other people pop in and out just to see what’s going on and to get a good laugh because it’s kind of a joke.
Anyway, I got bored and wrote a recommendation for my partner in Denver. If you want a glowing recommendation based solely on your Tumblr/Twitter feed and my assumptions/predictions, hollaback or find me on LinkedIn.
The economy, you know?